"Milky" (jordanmielke)
10/26/2020 at 10:15 • Filed to: Detroit, Dots
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"Milky" (jordanmielke)
10/26/2020 at 10:15 • Filed to: Detroit, Dots | 1
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How you just gonna commute to work like that?
boredalways
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:24 |
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When the car isn’t worth further investing, you just pocket the insurance money. Also, it possible that insurance companies can sell a vehicle like that at a dealer auction?
Tripper
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:24 |
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.45? Maybe they’re just REALLY good stickers...
ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:27 |
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Aah Detroit...
I’ve been there many a times and I usually plan my gas stop (driving up from Indiana) preciously so that I don’t end up in a shady area...
ranwhenparked
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:27 |
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I work in Wilmington, Delaware 3-4 days per week, so, yes, I have seen those
Aremmes
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:28 |
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When I was growing up, a neighbor drove a former cop van. It had a few bullet holes on the side panels and the rear doors. He didn’t bother to fix them as it’d cost more than what he paid for the van.
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Milky
> boredalways
10/26/2020 at 10:29 |
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I dont think you make that insurance claim. Cant imagine what that would do to your rates, lol.
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Milky
> Tripper
10/26/2020 at 10:30 |
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I assumed they were stickers at first, then saw the one under the rear door glass.
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Milky
> ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
10/26/2020 at 10:36 |
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I live here and I still usually get gas in ‘ burbs, hate that awkward interaction of someone asking you for change and having none.
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Milky
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 10:38 |
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I lack any knowledge of Wilmington or even Delaware, I should fix that at some point.
PartyPooper2012
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:38 |
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So if your car was parked on the street and someone did a drive- by shooting or if your car was in the middle of a police shoot out, you wouldn’t make a claim?
Considering driver is still behind the wheel, i would say driver was not a target and probably was not in the car at the time of stickering
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Milky
> Aremmes
10/26/2020 at 10:40 |
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I mean the people you work have to have questions right? I get the car is totally functional, but your neighbor still had to goto work.
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Milky
> PartyPooper2012
10/26/2020 at 10:46 |
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My car? Yea I would. If it was a 2000s Fusion? Probably not. Detroit insurance is idiotic and you can tell that by the amount of cars driving around that should have filed a claim.
I’d argue judging by where the holes are, they missed! (should go without saying, good for him)
MM54
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:49 |
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I mean... people buy bullet hole stickers and think they’re cool, maybe this guy thinks they’re awesome to leave there?
They’ll be indeterminate rust holes by spring though.
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ranwhenparked
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 10:50 |
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Maybe skip Wilmington, although there is an asphalt shingle factory there that’s kind of interesting.
The President-Elect’s run -in with Corn Pop and his gang of bad boys back in 1962 tells you much of what you need to know about the city. If so meone calls you Esther Williams because you're hogging the diving board , cutting his face with a rusty straight razor is considered a proportionate response.
SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 11:03 |
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Well, an Esther Williams reference from the Former Veep and future 25th Amendment target sounds about right.
CornPop was, indeed, a bad dude.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 11:05 |
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You can. Trust me.
Plus cars get hit by police fire or crossfire more often than you’d think
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Milky
> MM54
10/26/2020 at 11:07 |
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I mean I wouldn't fuck with him.
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Milky
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 11:08 |
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I just googled corn pop .... lol what.
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ranwhenparked
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 11:19 |
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Well, after Bill Wrightmouse helped him out with a lenght of deep end chain and some sound advice, he stood up to Corn Pop and impressed him so much that Corn Pop put the word out on the streets that Biden had a hood pass and shouldn't be messed with.
user314
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 11:21 |
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ranwhenparked
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
10/26/2020 at 11:22 |
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Say what you want about him, but his long term memory is razor sharp. He might not be able to remember what office he’s currently running for or what he had for breakfast this morning, but he can describe an event from 1960 in vivid detail.
Urambo Tauro
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 11:30 |
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In spectacular 3-D! No special glasses necessary .
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 11:31 |
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one of the comedy sites actually tried to de-construct a Biden anecdote to figure out :
1) Which primary incidents, usually several, he was drawing main detail from... melded into a single memory or recollection
2) Which colleagues, drawing from their stories, he’d plagiarized from in constructing his new, improved version
3) Which bits were new fiction, previously unpublished.
It was pretty hilarious.
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ranwhenparked
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
10/26/2020 at 11:38 |
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At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he claims to have once worn an onion tied to his belt or grew up saying "dickety" because the Kaiser stole the word "twenty" .
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Milky
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/26/2020 at 11:48 |
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I still remember you not liking when the person that hit paid me some cash. Maybe I’ m too cautious when it comes to making claim.
Chariotoflove
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 11:51 |
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Was that the custom at the time?
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Chariotoflove
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 11:52 |
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I’ve started asking them if they take Apple Pay.
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ranwhenparked
> Chariotoflove
10/26/2020 at 12:04 |
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Yes, but you couldn’t get white onions, because of the war, all you could get were those big yellow ones. And back in those days, a suitcase was called a Swedish lunch box, but nobody knew that but me.
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 12:17 |
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he was pretty lucid for Debate III, “The Calming”.
He seems to have good days and bad days. That’s not re-assuring, but he can come across as cogent... and sometimes it’s like he’s ready to yell at you to get off his lawn before he takes you behind the gym and yells at your sneer campaign and calls CornPop to detail the Vette and ... oh, hell, what was I saying?
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Chariotoflove
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 12:25 |
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LOL!
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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 12:27 |
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As long as your insurer can’t prove beyond a balance of probabilities that you were or are involved in criminal activity, it is a comprehenisive loss (bullets are, at the end of the day, falling objects).
I’ve handled driveby shooting claims on homes. Same deal.
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ranwhenparked
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
10/26/2020 at 12:35 |
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I was skeptical for a long time, because he has always been a bit flighty and gaffe prone throughout his career even back when he was pretty young, and when you’ve got news cameras on you practically 24/7, covering every little move, they’re going to catch a slip up now and then. But, lately, I’m starting to think there may be some merit to those dementia rumors, it might not be full blown yet, but there could be something there. Not necessarily a huge problem, s ince there is a Constitutional contingency for that sort of thing if it ever comes to it.
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 12:50 |
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Mrs. SBA is actually Dr. SBA and she specializes in geriatric mental health and neuro- physiology. ( I got yelled at on the FP awhile back for pointing out some flaws in Torch’s absolutely abhorrent post involving older folks and cars... but my wife is nationally-recognized in this area.)
Joe’s got clear pre-onset indications. Is he worse than Reagan was in late 1987? Don’t know.... without a work-up you don’t know how far gone he is. But, it’s not good. At least with Ronnie you knew who the players were in the West Wing and Cabinet. Here? I just worry because you don’t know who the team is, who he’ll trust if he’s got confusion and who will grab the reins of power in a transition team. Even after the last 4 years of a revolving door on the West Wing, it would sure suck if he doesn’t have it together to pick a cabinet and deal with the infighting and chaos. At least we know the current guy has no trouble firing people who have their own agenda.... Joe might not even be able to track an agenda.
it’s worrisome.
MUSASHI66
> ranwhenparked
10/26/2020 at 12:56 |
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“Now and then”
Dude makes so many gaffes, it’s a challenge to find him speak coherently for more than 10 seconds at a time. Longer the sentence, less sense it makes.
I can’t believe he was the best choice the left had to offer.
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Milky
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/26/2020 at 12:57 |
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I hope this information doesn’ t prove to be useful.
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MUSASHI66
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
10/26/2020 at 12:58 |
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It’s easy. Figure out what Kamala wants and there’s your answer. Don’t believe me? Straight from horses mouth
smobgirl
> PartyPooper2012
10/26/2020 at 15:49 |
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In Michigan? No.
Hail claim in Colorado? Absolutely, because the entire state’s rates go up because of claims anyway, might as well get something out of it.
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smobgirl
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 15:51 |
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The one and only time I rented a car in Detroit fo r work, the person returning their car ahead of me had several bullet holes in their rental. Oops.
Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 16:05 |
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PartyPooper2012
> smobgirl
10/26/2020 at 16:19 |
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Weird flex, but OK.
I don’t make insurance claims for anything other than actual accidents.
idk... my cars are old and look terrible. I don’t really care what they look like... as long as they dont squeak or rattle and no CEL on, it’s good to go
Tho I’d imagine having bullet holes in the car would prompt me to hit up a local junk yard in search for new body parts. for the car
Thisismydisplayname
> Milky
10/26/2020 at 16:25 |
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New Center Represent!
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Milky
> smobgirl
10/26/2020 at 16:27 |
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Thats one hell of a vacation.
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Milky
> Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com
10/26/2020 at 17:11 |
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What a great tale.
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Milky
> Thisismydisplayname
10/26/2020 at 17:18 |
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Lovely part of town. G ood places surrounded by many parking lots.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Milky
10/27/2020 at 04:13 |
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cover them with tape
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Milky
> pip bip - choose Corrour
10/27/2020 at 09:37 |
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M aybe he likes the extra airflow.